A#m     C#      C7      D#      Dm      F       Fm      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |OOO    OOO|    |||O    |||O    ||O|    ||O|    O|O|   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    OO||    O|||    ||||   
 O|||    ||||    ||||    |OO|    ||||    ||||    |||O   
 ||||    |||O    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

G       G#      Gm      
<====>  <====>  <====>  
 ||||    ||||    |||O   
 |O|O    ||||    |O||   
 ||O|    |O|O    ||O|   
 ||||    ||O|    ||||   
.||||   .O|||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
             F     Dm F
This was a triumph
    Dm           F
I'm making a note here
Dm           F Dm
"huge success"

     Gm              C7
It's hard to overstate my satis-
F      Dm F
-faction

Dm         F     Dm F
Aperture Science
   Dm             F       Dm      F Dm
we do what we must because we can

Gm              C7
For the good of all of us
           C#
except the ones who are dead


[chorus]
            G#        D#           C#       G#
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
         G#       D#               C#         G#
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
        A#m           D#            G#      D#/G  Fm
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
        C#           C7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
F Dm
F Dm
F Dm
F Dm


[verse]
             F    Dm  F
I'm not even angry
Dm          F      Dm      F   Dm
I'm being so sincere right now

Gm              C7
Even though you broke my heart and
     F   Dm F
killed me

    Dm           F   Dm F
And tore me to pieces
    Dm               F   Dm      F  Dm
And threw every piece into a fire

Gm                 C7
As they burned, it hurt because
         C#
I was so happy for you


[chorus]
          G#         D#           C#        G#
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
          G#      D#             C#         G#
And we're out of beta; we're releasing on time
       C#         D#                G#       D#/G       Fm
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
        C#           C7
for the people who are still alive


[bridge]
F Dm
F Dm
F Dm
F Dm


[verse]
(quieter)
             F       Dm  F
Go ahead and leave me
  Dm            F      Dm      F   Dm
I think I prefer to stay inside

Gm                C7
Maybe you'll find someone else
       F   Dm F
to help you

Dm           F   Dm F
Maybe Black Mesa?
Dm              F     Dm            F  Dm
That was a joke - haha - fat chance!

Gm           C7
Anyway, this cake is great
          C#
it's so delicious and moist


[chorus]
        G#         D#                    C#         G#
Look at me, still talking when there's science to do
  G#        D#                  C#           G#
I look out there; it makes me glad I'm not you
       C#         D#                G#       D#/G   Fm
I've experiments to run; there is research to be done
       C#          C7            F
on the people who are still alive


[outro]
Dm      F           Dm           F
And believe me, I am still alive!
Dm        F             Dm            F
I'm doing science and I'm still alive!
Dm        F             Dm           F
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive!
Dm              F           Dm            F
And when you're dying I'll be still alive!
Dm              F            Dm           F
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Dm         F
Still alive
Dm        (F)
Still alive